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Where is Dracula's American
of fice?
The Vampire State Building. |
Where do vampires keep
their savings?
In blood banks. |
What does the postman
take to vampires?
Fang mail. |
What did the vampire
sing to the doctor who cured him of amnesia?
Fangs for the Memory. |
What does a vampire
stand on after taking a shower?
A bat mat. |
What's a vampire's favorite
dance?
The Vaults. |
What do romantic vampires
do?
Neck. |
Heard about the vampire
who was locked up in an asylum?
He went bats. |
What do you call a vampire
junkie?
Count Drugula. |
What did the vampire
call his false teeth?
A newfangled device. |
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