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Dog
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Why do dogs wag their
tails ?
"Because
no one else will do it for them !"
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What happened to the
dog that ate nothing but garlic ?
His
bark was much worse than it's bite !
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Why do dogs bury bones
in the ground ?
Because you can't bury them in trees !
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What happened when
the dog went to the flea circus ?
He stole
the show !
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How can if you have
a stupid dog ?
It chases parked cars !
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What do you get if
you cross a dog with Concorde ?
A jet
setter !
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Why did the dog wear
white sneakers ?
Because his boots were at the menders !
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What do you get if
you cross a giraffe with a dog ?
An animal
that barks at low flying aircraft !
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Where do Eskimos train
their dogs ?
In the mush room !
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What is the difference
between Father Christmas and a warm dog ?
Father
Christmas wears a whole suit, a dog just pants!
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Dog
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