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Dog
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How do you catch a
runaway dog ?
Hide
behind a tree and make a noise like a bone !
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What dog loves to take
bubble baths ?
A
shampoodle !
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What kind of dog does
a vampire prefer ?
Any kind of bloodhound !
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What dogs are best
for sending telegrams ?
Wire
haired terriers !!
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What do you call a
happy Lassie ?
A jolly collie !
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What do you call a
nutty dog in Australia ?
A dingo-ling
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What kind of dog sniffs
out new flowers ?
A bud hound !
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Why didn't the dog
speak to his foot ?
Because
it's not polite to talk back to your paw !
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What is the dogs favourite
city ?
New Yorkie !
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Who is the dogs favourite
comedian ?
Growlcho
Marx !
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Dog
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