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What did the dog do when the panhandler put the bite on him?
Bit him, naturally.
What did the dog do with the history professor?
They got together and talked over old times.
What did the dog get when he multiplied 497 by 684?
The wrong answer.
What did the dog say to the candle?
Are you going out tonight?
What did the dog say to the pig?
You are just a bore.
What did the dog say when he chased his tail?
This is the end.
What did the dog take when he was run down?
The license number of the car that hit him.
What did the dog tell his owner when he saw the dogcatcher coming?
Nothing. Dogs don't talk.
What did the dog use to make his kite?
Flypaper.
What did the man do when his dog swallowed his pen?
Used a pencil instead.
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