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What is purple and 5,000 miles long?
The Grape Wall of China. |
What is red and goes up and down?
A tomato in an elevator. |
What is the best way to cure someone who walks in his sleep?
Put tacks on the floor. |
What is the best way to eat spaghetti?
First, open your mouth. |
What is the best way to get rid of flies?
Sign up some good outfielders. |
What is the best way to make pants last?
Make the jacket first. |
What is the best way to prevent milk from turning sour?
Leave it in the cow. |
What is the difference between an umbrella and a person who never stops talking?
The umbrella can be shut up. |
What is the difference between twice twenty-two and twice two and twenty?
One is 44, the other is 24. |
What is the most important use for cowhide?
It helps keep the cow together. |
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