What is a dog catcher?
A Spot remover.
What is a drill team?
A group of dentists who work together.
What is a grasshopper?
An insect on a pogo stick.
What is a stupid flower?
A blooming idiot.
What is a tongue twister?
When your tang gets all tongueled up.
What is a wisecrack?
An educated hole in the wall.
What is an astronaut's favourite meal?
Launch.
What is blue, green, yellow, purple, brown, black, and grey?
A box of crayons.
What is green, has two legs and a trunk?
A seasick tourist.
What is lemonade?
When you help an old lemon cross the street.

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