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"Where did Abraham Lincoln live?"
"I have his Gettysburg Address right here!" |
A man who worked in the butcher shop was 6 feet tall, had red hair and wore size 11 shoes. What did he weigh?
Meat. |
Did Adam and Eve ever have a date?
No, they had an apple. |
Dogs have fleas. What do sheep have?
Fleece. |
How can you make a soup rich?
Add 14 carrots (carats) to it. |
How can you make any watch a stopwatch?
Don't wind it. |
How can you make money fast?
Glue it to the floor. |
How can you tell when there is an elephant in your sandwich?
When it is too heavy to lift. |
How do you fit five elephants into a Volkswagen?
Two in the front, two in the back, and one in the glove compartment. |
How do you make a Venetian blind?
Stick a finger in his eye. |
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