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Where
does a vampire take a bath?
In the bat-room (bathroom). |
Where
does the sandman keep his sleeping sand?
In his knapsack (nap sack). |
Where
were the first French fries made?
In Greece (grease). |
Why
are oranges like bells?
You can peel (peal) both of them. |
Why
did the lady hold her ears when she passed the chickens?
Because she didn't want to hear their foul (fowl) language. |
Why
did the man throw away all the new pennies he had?
Because they were a nuisance (new cents). |
Why
did the teacher give the zombie bad marks?
He was always making a ghoul (fool) of himself. |
Why
did the tree need less sunshine?
Because it was sycamore (sick of more). |
Why
do people feel stronger on Saturdays and Sundays?
Because all the other days are week (weak) days. |
Why
do ships use knots instead of miles?
To keep the sea tide (tied). |
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