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What
did the werewolf write on his Christmas cards?
"Best vicious (wishes) of the season." |
What
do you call a bee born in May?
A maybe. |
What
do you call a boy named Lee whom no one wants to talk to?
Lonely (Lone-Lee). |
What
do you call an alligator's helper?
Gatorade. |
What
do you call your mother's other sister?
Deodorant (the other aunt). |
What
do you get if you use a natural suntan lotion?
A Puritan (a purer tan). |
What
does a duck wear when he gets married?
A duxedo (tuxedo). |
What
fruit would a gorilla like to sleep on?
An ape-ri-cot (apricot). |
What
fur do you get from a skunk?
As fur (far) as possible. |
What
geometric figure is like a runaway parrot?
A polygon (Polly gone). |
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