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What musical instrument doesn't tell the truth?
A lyre (liar).
What musical instrument from Spain helps you fish?
A cast-a-net (castanet).
What newspaper do cows read?
The Daily Moos.
What part of a car is the laziest?
The wheels. They are always tired.
What Roman numeral can climb a wall?
IV (ivy).
What tree is hairy?
A fir (fur) tree.
What vegetable is dangerous to have aboard ship?
A leek (leak).
What would happen if everyone in the country bought a pink car?
We would have a pink carnation (car nation).
When are club dues paid?
On Duesday (Tuesday).
When did the fly fly?
When the spider spied her.
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