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What
nuts give you a cold?
Cachoo (cashew) nuts. |
What
sickness do cowboys get from riding wild horses?
Bronchitis (bronc-itis). |
What
would happen if you swallowed uranium?
You would get atomic ache (a stomach ache). |
What
would you call a small wound?
A short cut. |
When
a girl slips on the ice, why can't her brother help her up?
He can't be a brother and assist her (a sister) too. |
When
do you have acute pain?
When you own a very pretty window. |
When
don't you feel so hot?
When you catch a cold. |
When
is the best time to buy a thermometer?
In the winter, because then it is lower. |
When
is the vet busiest?
When it rains cats and dogs. |
When
they take out an appendix, it's an appendectomy; when they remove
your tonsils, it's a tonsillectomy. What is it when they remove
a growth from your head?
A haircut. |
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