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| What has fifty legs but can't walk? Half a centipede. |
| What is a drill sergeant? An army dentist. |
| What is a sick crocodile? An alligator. |
| What is better than presence of mind in an automobile accident? Absence of body. |
| What is the best thing to take when you're run over? The number of the car that hit you. |
| What is the best way to cure acid indigestion? Stop drinking acid. |
| What is the best way to lose weight? Learn to play the piano, and you can pound away all you want. |
| What is the difference between a boxer and a man with a cold? A boxer knows his blows, a man with a cold blows his nose. |
| What is the difference between a bus driver and a cold? One knows the stops, the other stops the nose. |
| What is the difference between a hill and a pill? A hill is hard to get up, a pill is hard to get down. |
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