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What
do you get if you put your hand in a pot?
A potted palm. |
What
do you get if you put your head in a washing machine?
Cleaner and brighter thoughts. |
What
do you have if your head is hot, your feet are cold, and you
see spots in front of your eyes?
You probably have a polka-dotted sock over your head. |
What
does every drowning person say no matter what language he speaks?
"Glub, glub!" |
What
game do you play if you don't take care of your teeth?
Tooth (truth) or Consequences. |
What
goes, "Ho, ho, ho, plop!"?
Santa Claus laughing his head off |
What
happened when the dog swallowed the watch?
He got a lot of ticks. |
What
happened when the horse swallowed a dollar bill?
He bucked. |
What
happened when the icicle landed on the man's head?
It knocked him cold. |
What
happens when a pony gets sunburned?
You get a little horseradish (reddish). |
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