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Where
can you always find diamonds?
In a deck of cards. |
Where
can you find cards on a ship?
On the deck. |
Where
do taxis go when you trade them in?
To the old cabbage (cab age) home. |
Where
does Friday come before Thursday?
In the dictionary. |
Who
invented the telephone?
The Phoenicians (phone-itions). |
Who
takes longer to get ready for a trip-an elephant or a rooster?
The elephant. He has to pack a trunk while the rooster only
takes his comb. |
Why
are Boy Scouts chubby?
Because scouting rounds a guy out. |
Why
are men going bald at an older age these days?
Because they're wearing their hair longer. |
Why
are we sure that Indians were the first people in North America?
Because they had reservations. |
Why
can you always believe a ruler?
Because it is on the level. |
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