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What is the front part of a geography book?
The table of continents (contents). |
What kind of clothing does a pet dog wear?
A petticoat. |
What kind of story is the story about the three little pigs?
A pigtail (pig tale). |
What kind of truck is always a "he" and never a "she?"
A mail (male) truck. |
What letter stands for the ocean?
The letter C. |
What part of a clock is always old?
The second hand. |
What person can jump higher than a house?
Anyone. A house can't jump. |
What radio has a crewcut?
A short-wave radio. |
What should you do when you find Chicago, Ill.?
Call Baltimore, M.D. |
What Spanish name opens the Star Spangled Banner?
Jose ("Oh, say can you see?") |
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