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What does Santa Claus do when it is not Christmas?
He is probably a farmer because he always says, "Hoe, hoe, hoe!" |
What happened when Frankenstein met a girl monster?
They fell in love at first fright. |
What happens to tires when they get old?
They are retired. |
What happens when two oxen bump into each other?
You have an oxident (accident). |
What is a banged-up used car?
A car in first-crash condition. |
What is a dentist's office?
A filling station. |
What is a parasite?
Something you see in Paris. |
What is a ringleader?
The first person in the bathtub. |
What is a ship for good writers?
Penmanship. |
What is an ocean?
Where buoy meets gull (boy meets girl). |
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