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Why did the bed spread?
Because it saw the pillow slip. |
Why did the composer write music in bed?
He wrote sheet music. |
Why did the gangster cut the legs off his bed?
He wanted to lie low for a while. |
Why did the idiot take a tape measure to bed withhim?
To see how long he slept. |
Why did the jockey take hay to bed?
To feed his nightmares. |
Why did the man climb on to the chandelier?
Because he was a light sleeper. |
Why didn't the banana snore?
It was afraid it would wake up the rest of the bunch. |
Why do people go to bed?
Because the bed won't go to them. |
'Why do you comb your hair before going to bed?'
dozy: 'To make a good impression on the pillow.' |
Why is a river lazy?
It never leaves its bed. |
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