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Bedtime Jokes ! |
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What's the laziest letter of the alphabet?
E - because it's always in bed. |
When is it proper to go to bed with your shoes on?
When you're a horse. |
Where do baby monkeys sleep?
Apri-cots. |
Where do bed-lovers live?
Bedford. |
Where do strawberries sleep?
In strawberry beds. |
'Why are you late for work?'
'There are eight of us in the family, but the alarm clock was set for seven.' |
Why did idiot put his bed in the fireplace?
Because he wanted to sleep like a log. |
Why did my brother take his bicycle to bed with him?
Because he didn't want to walk in his sleep. |
Why did my brother throw away his alarm clock?
It kept going off when he was asleep. |
Why did my dad lose his job in the mattress factory?
He fell awake on the job. |
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