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Bedtime Jokes ! |
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What is a sleeping heifer called?
A bulldozer. |
What is the softest bed for a baby to sleep on?
Cot-on wool. |
What overpowers you without hurting you?
Sleep. |
What question can never be answered with 'yes?'
Are you asleep? |
What should you do if you find an elephant asleep in your bed?
Sleep somewhere else! |
What should you do it there's a tarantula in your bed?
Hide in the wardrobe! |
What side of the bed do you sleep on?
'The top side!' |
What's huge and grey and sends people to sleep?
A hypno-potamus. |
What's the best advice to give a worm?
Sleep late! |
What's the difference between a feather bed and a poor man?
One is soft down, the other is hard up. |
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