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What do you call the
spot in the middle of a graveyard?
The dead centre. |
What do you call a witch's
motor-bike?
A barooooom stick! |
What do you call a monster
that's small and attractive?
A failure. |
What do you call a gorilla
who works as a car mechanic?
A grease monkey. |
What do you call a gorilla
with two bananas in his ears?
Anything you like, because he can't hear you. |
What do you call a TV
show that stars ghosts and phantoms?
A spook-tacular. |
What do you call a monster
with an entire police station on his head?
Nick. |
What do you call a monster
with an oil rig on his head?
Derek. |
What do you call a nervous
sorceress?
A twitch. |
What do you call a monster
who lies on the floor all the time?
Matt. |
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