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What do you call a monster
who gets up your nose?
Vic. |
What do you call a monster
moving through the leaves at midnight?
Russell. |
What do you call a girl
monster with one leg?
Eileen. |
What do you call a twelve-foot
long monster with a pointed head?
Lance. |
What do you call a play
that's acted by ghosts?
A phantomime. |
What do you call a female
monster who climbs up walls?
Ivy. |
What do you call twin
ghosts who keep ringing doorbells?
Dead ringers. |
What do you call it
when a ghost makes a mistake?
A boo-boo. |
What do you call a monster
with no legs?
It doesn't matter what you call him, he still won't come. |
What do you call a twenty
foot monster with a machine gun?
Sir! |
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