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What do you call a monster with a wooden head? Edward.

What do you call a monster with two wooden heads? Edward Woodward.

What do you call a monster with four wooden heads? I don't know but Edward Woodward would.

What do you call a stupid monster? A dummy mummy.

What do you call a wicked old woman who lives by the sea? A sand-witch.

What do you call a witch who goes to the beach but won't go into the water? A chicken sand-witch.

What do you call a dinosaur who's been dead and buried for a million years? Pete.

What do you call a drunken ghost? A methylated spirit.

What do you call a monster who has fallen into the sea and can't swim? Bob.

What do you call a monster who likes sewing? Fred.

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