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What do fishermen say on Halloween?
"Trick-or-trout!" |
What do birds say on Halloween?
"Trick-or-tweet!" |
Girl 1: "Can I invite a few friends to your Halloween party?"
Girl 2: "Sure. The more, the scarier!" |
Why didn't the little monster go trick-or-treating?
He didn't have a costume. |
What would you get if you crossed Halloween with Independence Day?
The Fourth of Ghoul-ly! |
Why were the trick-or-treaters wearing grass skirts?
Because it was Hulaween! |
"'This Halloween I'd like to be weird and bizarre."
"That's easy. Just be yourself!" |
Where's the most dangerous place to go trick-or-treating?
On the psycho path! |
Did you hear about the obnoxious pumpkin?
He was a real jerk-o'-lantern! |
What's the difference between a monsters tummy and a trick-or-treat bag?
You can fill up the bag! |
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