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What would you get if you crossed the Wolfman with a dog?
A werewoof! |
What would you get if you crossed a dog with a famous phantom?
The Phantom of the Slobbera! |
Did you hear about the ghost who went on safari?
He was a big-game haunter! |
What game do baby ghosts like to play?
Shriek-a-boo! |
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Fran.
Fran who?
Fran-tom of the Opera! |
What's fat, furry, and terrorises the fridge?
Garfiend! |
Where does a vampire keep his Easter candy?
In his Easter casket! |
How does a monster begin a fairy tale?
"Once upon a slime . . ." |
What's worse than a vampire with a toothache?
A skeleton with arthritis! |
What happened when the ghost disappeared in the fog?
He was mist. |
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