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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Trish.
Trish who?
Trish-or-treat! |
Where would you find the graves of famous English ghouls?
Westmonster Abbey! |
How did the bootician style the ghost's hair?
With a scare dryer! |
What did the dog say to the skeleton?
"I'd like to get to gnaw you." |
Girl Monster 1: "I hear you've met the perfect guy."
Girl Monster 2: "Oh yes, he's a bad dream come true!" |
Witch l: "How do you manage to stay in shape?"
Witch 2: "I get a lot of hexercise." |
Is it good to drink witch's brew?
Yes, it's very newt tricious! |
Why is a ghost like an empty house?
Because there's no body there! |
What happened when the vampire met the werewolf?
They became the best of fiends! |
What Central American country has the most spooks?
Ghosta Rica! |
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