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Doctor, Doctor what
did the x-ray of my head show?
Absolutely
nothing ! |
Doctor, doctor my baby's
swallowed a bullet
Well
don't point him at anyone until I get there ! |
Doctor, Doctor I
need something to keep my falling hair in
What about a matchbox ! |
Doctor, Doctor I
think I'm a python
You
can't get round me just like that you know ! |
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Doctor, Doctor I keep
thinking I'm a mosquito
Go away, sucker !
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Doctor Doctor I think
I'm a moth.
So why
did you come around then ?
Well, I saw this light at the window...! |
Doctor, Doctor I
think I'm an adder
Great, can you help me with my accounts then please! |
Doctor, Doctor I keep
painting myself gold
Don't worry it's just a gilt complex ! |
Doctor, Doctor I
think I'm a rubber band
Why don't you stretch yourself out on the couch there and
tell me all about it ! |
Doctor, Doctor I
snore so loud I keep myself awake
Sleep in another room then ! |
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