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Doctor, Doctor everyone
keeps throwing me in the garbage.
Don't
talk rubbish ! |
Doctor, Doctor I'm
boiling up !
Just
simmer down ! |
Doctor, Doctor will
this ointment clear up my spots ?
I never make rash promises ! |
Doctor, Doctor I
feel like a needle.
I
see your point ! |
Tell me straight Doc,
Is it bad ?
Well, I ouldn't start watching any new soap operas ! |
Doctor Doctor I feel
like a racehorse.
Take
one of these every 4 laps ! |
Doctor, Doctor I
feel like a bee.
Well buzz off I'm busy ! |
Doctor, Doctor I'm a
burglar !
Have you taken anything for it ? |
Doctor, Doctor I
keep seeing double.
Please sit on the couch.
Which one ! |
Doctor, Doctor I
think I'm a telephone.
Well, take these pills and if they don't work then give
me a ring ! |
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