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Doctor, Doctor I
feel like an apple.
We
must get to the core of this ! |
Doctor, Doctor I
feel like a sheep.
That's
baaaaaaaaaad ! |
Doctor, Doctor you've
taken out my tonsils, my adenoids, my gall bladder, my varicose veins and my
appendix, but I still don't feel well.
That's quite enough out of you ! |
Doctor, Doctor I'm
becoming invisible.
Yes
I can see you're not all there ! |
Doctor how can I cure
my sleep walking ?
Sprinkle tin-tacks on your bedroom floor ! |
Doctor these pills
you gave me for BO...
What's
wrong with them ?
They keep slipping
out from under my arms ! |
Doctor, Doctor my
husband smells like fish
Poor sole ! |
Doctor: You seem to
be in excellent health. Your pulse is as regular as clockwork.
Patient: That's because you've got your hand on my watch
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Doctor, Doctor my
sister thinks she is a lift !
Well tell her to come in
I can't she doesn't stop at this floor ! |
Doctor, Doctor I've
had tummy ache since I ate three crabs yesterday.
Did they smell bad when you took them out of their shells
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What do you mean "took them out of their shells !" |
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