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Three boys were walking along the beach one day when they see a cave. The first boy goes in and is looking at a banknote on a big rock when a ghostly voice calls out
'' I am the ghost of Auntie Abel and this five dollars stays on the table!''
The second boy goes in and is reaching for the money when the same thing happens again.
The third boy goes in ,sees the five dollars and cries out,''I am the ghost of David Crockett and this five dollars goes in my pocket!''

''You can have that brain there for $3,000,'' said the brain surgeon to the the boy who was going to have a brain transplant.''It used to belong to a bank manager. This one's $1000: it was a dancer's. And this one's $50,000: it belonged to a school teacher.'
'Why's it ten times more than the others ?' gasped the boy.
'It's been used ten times less than theirs !'

A boy telephoned O'Hare airport. 'How long does it take to get to New York ?'
'Just a minute.'
Thanks very much.'

A garbage man was walking along whistling while balancing a bin on his head and one on each shoulder. 'How do you manage to do that ?' asked Jack
'It's easy,' replied the dustman, 'just put your lips together and blow'
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