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A Boys Life ! |
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One
day a boy was walking down the street when he saw a sea monster
standing on the corner looking lost. The boy put a leash on
the sea monster and took him to the police station.
'You should take him to the museum,'
said the policeman !
The
next day the policeman saw the boy in the town again with
the monster on the leash.
'I
thought I told you to take him to the museum,' said the policeman
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'I
did,' said the boy, 'and today I'm taking him to the cinema.'
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A boy
went to a Halloween party with a sheet over his head.
'Are you here as a ghost ?' asked his
friends
'No,
I'm an unmade bed.'
Another
boy wore a sheet over his head. 'Are you an unmade bed ?'
asked his friends
'No,I'm
an undercover agent,' he replied
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Why
did the boy carry a clock and a bird on Halloween ?
It was for 'tick or tweet' ! |
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boy is so dirty, the only time he washes his ears is when he
eats water melon ! |
Did
you hear about the dizzy boy scout ?
He spent all day doing good turns ! |
A boy
went into a cafe and ordered a can of cola. He took a can opener
from his pocket, opened the can and drank to cola. The girl
behind the counter asked why he didn't use the ring pull to
open the can and he replied !
'Oh, I thought that was only for people
that didn't have a can opener with them ! |
| George
is the type of boy that his mother doesn't want him to associate
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Boy
monster: You've got a face like a million dollars !
Girl monster: Have I really ?
Boy
monster: Yes - it's green and wrinkly !
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What's
the difference between a crossword expert, a greedy boy and
a pot of glue ?
A crossword expert is a good puzzler
and the greedy boy's a pud guzzler !
The
pot of glue ? Oh, that's where you get stuck !
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A little
boy came downstairs crying late one night. ' What's wrong
?' asked his mother
Do people really come from dust, like
they said in church ? he sobbed
'In
a way they do,' said his mother
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And when they die do the turn back to dust ?'
'Yes,
they do.'
The
little boy began to cry again. ' Well, under my bed there's
someone either coming or going !'
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A Boys Life ! |
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