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A Boys Life ! |
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An old
lady saw a little boy with a fishing rod over his shoulder and
a jar of tadpoles in his hand walking through the park one Sunday.
' Little boy' she called, 'don't you know you shouldn't go fishing
on a Sunday ?'
'I'm not going fishing missus,' he called
back, I'm going home.' |
Did
you hear about the two little boys who found themselves in a
modern art gallery by mistake ?
'Quick,' said one, 'run ! Before they
say we did it ! |
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A little
boy went into a baker's' 'How much are those cakes ? he asked
'Two for 25 cents,' said the baker
' How
much does one cost ?' asked the boy
'13 cents,' said the baker
'Then
I'll take the other one for 12 cents !' said the boy
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'Doc,
I just wanted to let you know that there is an invisible man
in your waiting room.'
'Tell him I can't see him now. Next !' |
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A boy
had the bad luck to break a leg playing soccer. After his
leg had been put in a cast, he asked the doctor, 'when you
take the plaster off, will I be able to play the violin ?'
'Of course you will,' said the doctor
reassuringly
'That's
funny,' said the boy, 'I've never been able to play it before.'
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Roy:They
say ignorance is bliss.
Rita:Then
you should be the happiest boy in the world.
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"My
boyfriend says I look like a dishy Italian!"said Miss
Conceited.
''Then
he's right said her little brother.''Sophia Loren?''
"No-spaghetti!''
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"Keep
that dog out of my garden.It smells disgusting!'' a neighbour
said to a little boy one day.
The boy went home to tell everyone
to stay away from the neighbour's garden because of the smell! |
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Did
you hear about the boy who sat under a cow?
He
got a pat on the head!
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Did
you hear about the boy who was known as Fog ?
He was dense and wet ! |
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A Boys Life ! |
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