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What
self defence method do mice use ?
Ka-rat-e ! |
What
did the stupid burglar do when he saw a 'WANTED' poster outside
the police station ?
He went in and applied for the job ! |
What
is a big game hunter ?
Someone who can't find the football stadium
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30 people
were sheltering under an umbrella, how many of them got wet
?
None - it wasn't raining ! |
Why
are burglars such good tennis players ?
Because they spend such a lot of their
time in courts ! |
Is that
a new perfume I smell ?
It is, and you do ! |
What
do vampires use to 'phone relatives ?
A terror-phone ! |
What
are wasps favourite flowers ?
Bee-gonias ! |
Why
did the fly fly ?
Because the spider spied her ! |
What
sort of monster is musical ?
The one with a flat head ! |
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