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What
is the only true cure for dandruff ?
Baldness ! |
What
should you buy if your hair falls out ?
A good vacuum cleaner ! |
A man
went to see his doctor with a brick buried in his head. What
was he suffering from ?
Falling arches ! |
Why
did the doctor operate on the man who swallowed a pink biro
?
He had a cute-pen-inside-is ! |
What
sort of fish would you find in a bird cage ?
A perch ! |
What
sort of fish would you find in a shoe ?
An Eel ! |
What
sort of dance do fish do at parties ?
The conga ! |
Where
did the dog breeder keep his savings ?
In bark-lays bank ! |
Did
you hear about the bungee jumper who shot up and down for 3
hours before they could bring him under control ?
He had a yo-yo in his pocket ! |
What
do you call a cowboy who helps out in a school ?
The deputy head ! |
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