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What would you have if a young goat fell into a blender?
A mixed-up kid.
When are people like eyeglasses?
When they make spectacles of themselves.
When do monster mothers receive gifts?
On Mummy's Day.
When do you get that run-down feeling?
When a car hits you.
When does a river flood?
When it gets too big for its bridges (britches).
Where do flowers come from?
The stalk (stork) brings them.
Where do good pigs go when they die?
To a sty in the sky.
Where does a liar sleep?
In a bunk bed.
Where does afternoon always come before morning?
In the dictionary.
Which astronaut wears the biggest helmet?
The one with the biggest head.
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