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What did one IBM card say to the other?
"I'm holier than you."
What did people say when the man got out of his rocking chair after 20 years?
"He must be off his rocker."
What did the balloon say to the pin?
"Hi ya, Buster!"
What did the boy accordion say to the girl accordion?
"Every time I squeeze you I hear music."
What did the boy vampire say to the girl vampire?
"I like your blood type."
What did the envelope say to the stamp?
"Stick with me and we'll go places."
What did the explorer say when he saw the Pacific Ocean for the first time?
"Long time no see (sea)."
What did the fireman say when the church caught on fire?
"Holy smoke!"
What did the girl battery say to the boy battery?
"I get a big charge out of You."
What did the girl volcano say to the boy volcano?
"Do you lava (love) me like I lava you?"
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