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Why
are there no psychiatrists for dogs?
Everyone knows dogs aren't allowed on couches. |
Why
are twin doctors puzzling?
They are a paradox (pair of docs). |
Why
did the baker quit his job?
Because his work was so crummy (crumby). |
Why
did the baker stop baking bread?
Because he wasn't making enough dough. |
Why
did the baker stop making doughnuts?
Because he got tired of the whole (hole) thing. |
Why
did the cross-eyed teacher lose his job?
Because he couldn't control his pupils. |
Why
did the doctor keep his bandages in the refrigerator?
Because he wanted to use them for cold cuts. |
Why
did the girl who worked for the telephone company sing all the
time?
Because she was an operetta (operator). |
Why
did the hippie become a coal miner?
Because he always said, "I dig." |
Why
did the lazy man want to work in the bakery?
Because he was a loafer. |
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