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What
should a girl wear when she wants to end a fight?
Makeup. |
What
three letters in the alphabet frighten criminals?
F.B.I. |
What
was the most dangerous time for knights?
Nightfall (knight fall). |
What
weapon is most feared by knights?
A can opener. |
What
would happen if black widow spiders were as big as horses?
If one bit you, you could ride it to the hospital. |
What
would you get if Batman and Robin were run over by a herd of
stampeding elephants?
Flatman and Ribbon. |
What
would you have if your car's motor was in flames?
A fire engine. |
When
did the criminal get smart?
When the judge threw the book at him. |
When
do ghosts have to stop scaring people?
When they lose their haunting (hunting) licenses. |
When
do public speakers steal lumber?
When they take the floor. |
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