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How did you do in your tests ?
I did what George Washington did !
What was that ?
Went down in history !
Do you know the 20th President of the United States ?
No, we were never introduced !
Abraham Lincoln had a very hard childhood, he had to walk 7 miles to school everyday.
Well he should have got up earlier and caught the school bus like everyone else !
Why did George Washington chop down the cherry tree ?
I'm stumped !
When crossing the Delaware River why did George Washington stand up in the boat ?
He was afraid that if he sat down that someone would give him an oar to row !
What did they do at the Boston Tea Party ?
I don't know, I wasn't invited !
What did they wear at the Boston Tea Party ?
T-Shirts!
Where was the Declaration of Independance signed ?
At the bottom !
Did the Native Americans hunt bear !
Not in the winter !
What does the 1286BC incribed on the mummy's tomb indicate ?
The registration of the car that ran him over !
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