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Whose son
was Edward, the Black Prince ?
Old
King Coal !
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Why did Henry
VIII have so many wives ?
He
liked to chop and change !
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What was the
first think Queen Elizabeth did on ascending to the throne ?
Sat down !
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Why was the
ghost of Anne Boleyn always running after the ghost of Henry VIII ?
She
was trying to get ahead !
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Where was
the Magna Carta signed ?
At the bottom !
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I'm learning
ancient history ?
So
am I, lets go for a walk and talk over old times !
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Why did Robin
Hood only rob the rich ?
Because the poor didn't have anything worth
stealing !
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What did the
Sheriff of Nottingham say when Robin fired at him ?
That
was an arrow escape !
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What did the
ghost of Queen Elizabeth say as it floated into the terrified woman's
bedroom ?
Don't worry, I'm just passing through !
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Lady: We had
wild boar for dinner last night
Knight:
Wild ?
Lady: Well,
he wasn't too pleased about it !
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