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Oddball Monster Jokes

What kind of monster can sit on the end of your finger?
The bogeyman.

What can a monster do that you can't do?
Count up to 25 on his fingers.

Why did the monster cross the road?
He wanted to know what it was like to be a chicken.

What do you give a monster with big feet?
Big flippers.

How do you know when there's a monster under your bed?
Your nose touches the ceiling.

How do you know if there's a monster inyour bed?
By the "m" on his pajamas.

What do monsters play when they are in the bus?
Squash.

How do you get six monsters in a biscuit tin?
Take the biscuits out first.

What's the difference between a monster and a fly?
Quite a lot really.

Who won the Monster Beauty Contest?
No one.

Oddball Monster Jokes

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