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Cross-Eyed Monster:
When I grow up I want to be a bus driver.
Witch: Well, I won't stand in your way. |
What do you call a mouse
that can pick up a monster?
Sir. |
What is the best way
to speak to a monster?
From a long distance. |
What does a polite monster
say when he meets you for the first time?
Pleased to eat you! |
Why did the monster-breeder
call his monster Fog?
Because he was grey and thick. |
How do you tell a good
monster from a bad one?
If it's a good one you will be able to talk about it later! |
Why didn't the monster
use toothpaste?
Because he said his teeth weren't loose. |
How do you stop a monster
digging up your garden?
Take his spade away. |
Why did the two cyclops
flight?
They could never see eye to eye over anything. |
What happened when two
huge monsters ran in a race?
One ran in short bursts, the other ran in burst shorts. |
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