Frankenstein Jokes

Frankenstein Jokes

Why do zombies learn Latin and Greek?
Because they like dead languages.

What did Dr Frankenstein get when he put his goldfish's brain in the body of his dog?
I don't know, but it is great at chasing submarines.

How do you know a zombie is tired?
He's dead on his feet.

What happened to Frankenstein's monster on the road?
He was stopped for speeding, fined $50 and dismantled for six months.

How did Frankenstein's monster eat his lunch?
He bolted it down.

What does Frankenstein's monster call a screwdriver?
Daddy.

What do you call a clever monster?
Frank Einstein.

What happened when the ice monster had a furious row with the zombie?
He gave him the cold shoulder.

What did Frankenstein's monster say when he was struck by lightning?
Thanks, I needed that.

Monster: Someone told me Dr Frankenstein invented the safety match.
Igor: Yes, that was one of his most striking achievements.

Dr Frankenstein. How can I stop that monster charging?
Igor: Why not take away his credit card?

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