Frankenstein Jokes

Frankenstein Jokes

Why did Doctor Frankenstein tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?
He didn't want to wake the sleeping pills.

What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein's monster?
HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.

Where does the bride of Frankenstein have her hair done?
At the ugly parlour.

What happened to Frankenstein's stupid son?
He had so much wax in his ears that he became a permanent contributor to Madame Tussaud's.

What did one of Frankenstein's ears say to the other?
I didn't know we lived on the same block.

How does Frankenstein sit in his chair?
Bolt upright.

Who brings monsters' babies?
Frankenstork.

What happened when a vicar saw a zombie with nothing on his neck?
He made a bolt for it.

Who do zombie cowboys flight?
Deadskins.

What did the zombie's friend say when he introduced him to his girlfriend?
Good grief! Where did you dig her up from?

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