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Why
do golfers carry a spare sock ?
Because they might get a hole in one ! |
What
book do you buy to teach children how to fight ?
A scrap book ! |
What
sort of animals make the best TV presenters ?
Gnus - readers ! |
What
sort of animal is best at getting up in the morning ?
A Llama clock ! |
I hear
you have just invented gunpowder ?
Yes, I was using some candles to light
my laboratory and it came to me in a flash ! |
How
is your other invention coming along - you know, the matches
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Oh, they've been a striking success ! |
Why
did the doctor take his nose to pieces ?
He wanted to see what made it run ! |
Why
is it dangerous to tell jokes to Humpty Dumpty ?
He might crack up ! |
Why
do pens get sent to prison ?
To do long sentences ! |
What
was the parrot doing in prison ?
It was a jail-bird ! |
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