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Why did the hen cross the road ?
To prove she wasn't chicken ! |
What do you call a man with a tree growing out of his head ?
Ed-ward ! |
How do you stop a head cold going to your chest ?
Easy - tie a knot in your neck ! |
Why shouldn't you try to swim on a full stomach ?
Because it's easier to swim on a full swimming pool ! |
What creature sticks to the bottom of sheep ships ?
Baaa-nacles ! |
How do you know if your little brother is turning into a fridge ?
See if a little light come on whenever he opens his mouth ! |
What is the coldest part of the North Pole ?
An explorer's noes ! |
What do computer operators eat for lunch ?
Chips ! |
Why is that man standing in the sink ?
He's a tap dancer ! |
Where do rabbits learn to fly ?
In the Hare Force ! |
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