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What does a cannibal
call a skateboarder?
Meals on wheels! |
What did
the cannibal say when he came home and found his wife chopping up a python and
a pygmy?
''Oh no,not snake and pygmy pie again!'' |
What's the definition
of a cannibal?
Some who goes into a restaurant and orders a waiter! |
What do cannibal say
when they say grace?
''We thank you,Lord, for our daily dead!'' |
What did the cannibal
say when he was full ?
''I couldn't eat another mortal!'' |
What did the cannibal
say to the explorer?
''Nice to meat you''! |
What did the cannibal
make of her new friend?
A hotpot! |
Why did the cannibal
have a hangover?
He went to a party and got stewed! |
Why was the cannibal
fined$50 by the judge?
He was caught poaching! |
What do pygmy cannibals
eat for breakfast?
Weedie Bix!! |
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