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What happened when
the cannibals ate a comedian?
They had a feast of fun! |
What happened at the
cannibal's wedding party?
They toasted the bride and groom! |
When do cannibals cook
you?
On Fried-days! |
What does a cannibal
eat with cheese?
Pickled organs! |
What do you call a massive
witch doctor ?
Mumbo jumbo ! |
What did the cannibal
mum say to her son who was chasing a missionary?
''Stop playing with your food''! |
What do cannibal secretaries
do with leftover fingernails ?
They file them! |
How can you help a starving
cannibal?
Give them a hand ! |
What was the cannibal
called who ate his father's sister?
An aunt-eater! |
What happened if you
upset a cannibal?
You get into hot water! |
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