Cannibals Jokes  |
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What do cannibals eat
at partys?
Buttered host! |
How does
a witch-doctor ask a girl to dance?
''Voodoo like to dance with me! |
What happened when the
cannibal crossed the Atlantic on the QE2?
He told the waiter to take the menu away and bring him the
passenger list! |
Why don't cannibals
like to eat Carl Lewis?
He gives them runs! |
What happened when the
cannibal ate the speaking clock?
It repeated him! |
Why won't cannibals
eat Frank Sinatra?
Because he's always coming back! |
What do sick cannibals
have for breakfast?
Vitamin bills! |
Why don't cannibals
eat weathermen?
Because they give them wind! |
What is a cannibal's
favourite food?
Baked beings!! |
Why would the cannibal
only eat babies?
He was on a diet! |
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