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What do you call an
and with frogs legs ?
An antphibian ! |
Who is the most famous
French ant ?
Napoleant ! |
What do you call a 100
year old ant ?
An antique ! |
What do you call an
ant who lives with your great uncle ?
Your great-ant ! |
Why don't anteaters
get sick ?
Because they are full of antibodies! |
What is the biggest
ant in the world ?
An elephant ! |
| How come if ants are
always so busy they always get time to show up at picnics ? |
How many ants are needed
to fill an apartment ?
Ten ants ! |
What is smaller than
an ant's dinner ?
An ant's mouth ! |
Why did the elephant
put his trunk across the path ?
To trip up the ants ! |
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