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What is even bigger
than an elephant ?
A giant ! |
Who was the most famous
ant scientist ?
Albert Antstein ! |
What kind of ants are
very learned ?
Pedants ! |
What do you call a smart
ant ?
Elegant ! |
What do you call an
ant in space ?
Cosmonants & Astronants ! |
Where do ants go to
eat ?
At a restaurant ! |
What do you call an
ant from overseas ?
Impartant |
Where do ants go for
their holidays ?
Frants ! |
What do you call an
ant who skips school ?
A truant ! |
What do you get if you
cross some ants with some tics ?
All sorts of antics ! |
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